parody

ラーメンの作り方 (How to Prepare Ramen)

1. 初はじめに誰だれかにラーメンを食たべられる前まえにそれを取とって。 First, take the ramen before someone else eats it. 2. 鍋なべに卵たまごを少すくなくとも一ひとつ茹ゆでて。 コレステロールを心しん配ぱいしないで。 お前まえは健康けんこうでありながら死しぬつもりですか? (今いままで卵たまごを茹ゆでることができなければ、 お前まえはキチガイです。) Boil at least one egg in a saucepan. Don’t worry about cholesterol. Do...

1 November 2018

GLX-23 FAQ

GLX-23TM is the latest mall in the GLXTM chain, the first in the Delta Quadrant, situated at the newly commissioned Port 23 of the gate network. It is also the...

19 June 2017

Death to the Fight

Winds lashed against Jimmy and his classmates as they attempted to trek across the upper walkway of Wankebury Boys’ High. “Screw this,” said Trent, pulling his blazer collar up to...

7 May 2017